A Sahl-id Question

One of the big perks of doing what I do is that I get to meet all these guys. I met President [George W.] Bush and we got to talking about drinking. He said, "I don't drink anymore. You see, I was born again!" And I couldn't help think...if you were going to be born again, wouldn't you want to be born as something better than George Bush?"

-Mort Sahl