Friday, May 04, 2007

Paris Hilton! Come on Down!

As we speculated might happen a month ago, Paris Hilton has been ordered to jail. She "must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail," Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing today.

The only question now is, "Which jail will she serve her time in?" The jail here in La Verne is nice and cozy and we are all such nice people; just ask Christian Slater. You have to serve somewhere Paris, why not in La Verne?

Paris Hilton! Come on Down!

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