Just Another Day in Paradise

The great GOP takeover of our nation has resulted in another beautiful day in paradise, just as we always knew these brilliant conservative leaders could deliver. The president hosted the Queen of England today, at one point adding two-hundred years to her age, then winking at her and then comparing her to his mother.

In Kansas there are not enough National Guard units or equipment to handle the aftermath of the devastating tornadoes from this weekend and if there are any more disasters there is no one to help the citizens at all. But not to fear, our great leader says that everything will be back to normal by 2012.

And finally, in that utopia of democracy we have created in the Middle East only 68 were killed today. The surge is working!