Bad Times for Gonzo

So now the grinning goofball, Alberto Gonzales, says he doesn't "recall being involved in deliberations" over which prosecutors were to be ousted. He's no longer saying he didn't do it, just that he doesn't remember doing it, which is different than what he said a week ago to Congress.

These dirt-bags in the Bush administration are like the friggin' Three Stooges, they don't remember what they did, but they know it couldn't have been anything bad or illegal and they would love to prove it, but they just don't remember. Here, let me poke you in the eyes, ya numb-skull! Nyuck, Nyuck!

Worse yet, they remind me of Steve Martin on Saturday Night Live, lo those many years ago...

You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say... "Steve... how can I be a millionaire... and never pay taxes?"

First... get a million dollars. Now... you say, "Steve... what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You... have never paid taxes'?"

Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!"

How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal."

Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime. You have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?"

Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"