The Editor In Chief!

So last week the first draft of the Iraq Interim Progress Report revealed that the Iraqi government had failed to meet 18 out of 18 benchmarks. Once the Editor-In-Chief, President Shit-for-Brains, got his hands on the report though it is released this week saying that the Iraqi government has been satisfactory on eight of the 18 benchmarks, eight not satisfactory, two, a mixed bag. Editing the truth out of bad news is pretty much standard procedure for SFB, but how Republicans can believe a word this lying sack says is beyond me.

Fortunately, Congress has already told the White House what it thinks of the Iraq report, the House voting yesterday to approve legislation that would require the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq beginning in 120 days.