The High Cost of Thievery

"I'm looking down there and there are just tanks and missiles and planes and more helicopters, and 160,000 American troops, and all the trucks and the missile batteries and stuff that goes with this. It's like wall-to-wall war, 360 degrees of war. War all the way out to the horizon. And looking down at this, I'm going, 'Shit is it more expensive to steal oil than it is to buy it!'"

– PJ O'Rourke