CARE Packages

My wife was reading the article ranking the world's most expensive cities and was surprised so many were in Europe and it reminded me of an old National Lampoon Radio PSA.

Don't send CARE packages to starving families in Europe.

Can you afford to live in Europe? No. You can't even afford to visit Europe. And do you know what they do with your CARE packages? They whack them with their polo mallets, and kick them into their swimming pools and have a good laugh at your expense.

This has been a Public Dis-service Message from the National Lampoon Radio Network.