This Week in Political Humor

Compiled by The Daily Kos:

"Anybody go down to the Crawford ranch for the big Jenna Bush wedding over the weekend? ... That was so sweet, because at the reception, President Bush danced with his lovely daughter. It's the first time he has led in eight years."
--David Letterman

"It’s going to be a relatively small wedding with only her family’s loved ones---the CEOs of the five major oil companies."
--Jay Leno

"This week, New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret child with his mistress. Or, as it's known in Washington, the trifecta."
--Seth Meyers

"The price of stamps is going up next week from 41 cents to 42 cents. 'Aw, that's cute,' said oil."
--Amy Poehler

"In a recent speech, Barack Obama said he has visited all 57 states. After hearing this, President Bush said, "Ha Ha! He forgot Alaska and Hawaii."
--Conan O'Brien