I Question the Facts

This week the traffic to work was awful and because of it I had a pretty slow ride into Pasadena. I'm cruising down the 210 going about 5MPH past the city of AZUSA (A to Z in the USA) and I notice that they have this huge fucking sign up that says "AZUSA" across the top and has a light billboard underneath. The billboard flashes "Azusa, the most improved city in the San Gabriel Valley" Then it flashes the time 4:28 and the temp 64F. I passed the sign at exactly 10:01. The next day I once again notice the sign, once again declaring. "Azusa, the most improved city in the San Gabriel Valley" Then it flashes the time 7:11 and the temp 60F. I passed the sign at exactly 8:11. Hey, they really are improved, they went from 5 hours and 33 minutes off to only an hour off in a single day!