IBM in talks to buy Sun Microsystems

Because if there is one thing we need right now it's a computer company that is too big to fail!

By the way. Since apparently we can alter the rules of the TARP fund anytime we feel like it, I have a new retroactive amendment. Take the money and you are cut in half. Take the money again and you are cut into quarters, again and you are cut into eights, etc. Eventually you will be in small enough pieces to fail all on your own. Too big to fail means too big to exist.