American Priorities

The economy is about to completely collapse (if you believe Bush and Paulson), congress is about to give away our future to the tune of $700 billion dollars and three of the ten most viewed stories on Yahoo News today are:

Clay Aiken is gay.

Lindsay Lohan is gay.

Nicole Kidman said swimming in Australian Outback waterfalls help make her pregnant.

And we wonder how we got into this economic problem.