Ferraro: The Pot Calling the Kettle Black!

Yeah, there was a pun intended there.

Geraldine Ferraro, a member of Hillary Clinton's finance committee and one time Vice Presidential candidate, tried to denigrate Barack Obama by saying, "if Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position." As if he didn't really deserve to be ahead in states won and delegates, as if his being in that position was the sole result of his race. Oh Geraldine, I do so see your point. His being an inspiring, articulate and intelligent leader and force for real change in this country, who has pretty much kept his campaign promise to not attack his opponent, couldn't have anything to do with it now, could it?

Your words are patently absurd Geraldine, but since you brought up just what put a candidate in the position they now find themselves, let's take a look at your candidate: Hillary Clinton.

Here is my statement Geraldine, and unlike your statement, there is plenty of evidence to back this one up:

If Hillary Clinton didn't have a vagina between her legs, she would not be in this position.

I base this on two very commonly known facts:

1. The majority of the people voting for Clinton, like Ferraro, also have a vagina between their legs. This orifice has many wondrous and amazing uses, but it should not be used for thinking, something far too many women are attempting to use it for this year.
2. If Hillary didn't have said orifice, Bill Clinton would never have had sex with her, would never have married her, would never have taken her with him to the White House and she would not be in any position to be running for much of anything. She got where she is by sleeping her way to the top.

Who do you have to fuck to run for President of the United States? Bill Clinton.

BTW, I like to remember Ferraro like she was in this picture, fairly hot looking with just a touch of the slutty, overdone, "come fuck me" eye makeup and not at all the cunt she has turned into.